Thursday, July 28, 2005

Net Meeting

4 fem or couple, cam2cam only
Well hung male, feeling lonely
Wanna play, ok? Let's start slow
never seen man J/O
Husband at work, Lesbians only please
Do you like asians? You watch, I Tease
Guy, Rick, U.S.N. retired
New J.V.C cam, Hot'n'wired
Virgin@home.com, Break my cherrie
Solo verre e maiale donne hui
Love hair, no soloman
Couple or fem only, cam2cam

© 2005 Kahdoosch

7 Comments:

Blogger Kahdoosch said...

Another frustration poem (errr???) ;-)), Came about because my sis and I had to curtail our web cam conversations (she lives in NZ, I'm in the UK), because we kept getting hassled by surfers looking for a peep-show.

I was gob-smacked at how many people are into this (on the netmeeting/MS servers specifically)

Each phrase is taken directly from the comments column of the various participants. Hence the spelling mistakes and typos, etc.

I particularly liked 'break my cherrie'...

Tony will be pleased

PS, I would have thought that 'soloman' May have been quite hairy considering his bloodline. It's food for thought why 'Like hair' had banned him from replying.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Enocia Joseph said...

The Internet is truly a web of intrigue.

I met a Net friend recently. Last year while I was surfing, I came across his website and I thought he had some lovely ideas. When I saw his picture, I "recognised" him instantly, even though we'd never met before. So I emailed him telling him I knew him. Fortunatley, he didn't think I was a nutter. We exchanged emails for a while. I met him and his wife last month while they were passing through. Lovely guy.

It takes all sorts to make the world go round.

Hope you and your sister continue your web cam conversations.

Lots of love,
EJ

2:52 PM  
Blogger shyloh's poetry said...

Geesh, I get some pretty strange ones on my forum too. Did some investigating. She mails me and another friend some very nasty threating mail. She is a schizophrenia, a break down in 1960. She visits my blog now and then. Sure you saw the post. ERRRRR.

I had a stalker for two years. I attract some icky one's.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kahdoosch said...

Cheers folks, I must admit it tends to be more amusing to get little windows popping up displaying rampant genitalia than it is annoying (invites some favourable comparisons as well ;-)).

strangely I tried to translate:

'Solo verre e maiale donne hui'

on babbel fish and got some odd results. I'm not sure what language {or dialect) it is, so I tried: French, Spanish, Portugese and Italian. I got variously:

Solo glass e maiale gives today

Single verre and pig women hui

Ground verre and maiale donne hui

Single verre and maiale donne hui.


My tentative choice of translation therefore is:-

'Ground glass and pig women today'.

I think I'll stick to the phone in future :-).

11:35 AM  
Blogger Kahdoosch said...

Cheers folks, I must admit it tends to be more amusing to get little windows popping up displaying rampant genitalia than it is annoying (invites some favourable comparisons as well ;-)).

strangely I tried to translate:

'Solo verre e maiale donne hui'

on babbel fish and got some odd results. I'm not sure what language {or dialect) it is, so I tried: French, Spanish, Portugese and Italian. I got variously:

Solo glass e maiale gives today

Single verre and pig women hui

Ground verre and maiale donne hui

Single verre and maiale donne hui.

My tentative choice of translation therefore is:-

'Ground glass and pig women today'.

I think I'll stick to the phone in future :-).

11:36 AM  
Blogger shyloh's poetry said...

kahd,

was it really worth repeathing?
NAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Once was enough.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Kahdoosch said...

It was a mistake, turtle-legged browser that seems to time out the connection every now and then.

A request, kind visitor, treasured visitor?

Do you know how to edit or delete individual comments?

I would dearly love to remove the offending article from thine eye. I would happily, lovingly, crush my heart to free thy tormented soul from the ignomy of boorish repetition.

You can even have an extra custard cream with your cuppa.

4:50 PM  

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